What We Investigate

Categories of Impossible Events

Temporal Anomalies

  • • Unauthorized time loops
  • • Causality violations
  • • Retroactive paperwork filing

Reality Breaches

  • • Unauthorized dimension hopping
  • • Quantum superposition abuse
  • • Illegal probability manipulation

Bureaucratic Infractions

  • • Form misfiling across timelines
  • • Paradox creation without permits
  • • Unauthorized reality amendments

Paranormal Activities

  • • Ghost impersonation of federal employees
  • • Unlicensed psychic predictions
  • • Supernatural paperwork manipulation

Important Notice

All impossible events must be properly documented and filed in triplicate across at least two alternate timelines. Failure to comply may result in temporal fines or paradox penalties.