Acceptance of Terms
By existing in any timeline, dimension, or quantum state, you automatically agree to these terms. This agreement is retroactively binding across all possible and impossible versions of yourself.
Temporal Responsibility
Users must:
- File appropriate paperwork before causing temporal paradoxes
- Maintain consistent causality whenever possible
- Avoid unauthorized timeline branching
- Respect the authority of essential goose personnel
Prohibited Activities
The following are strictly prohibited:
- Unauthorized reality manipulation
- Creating temporal paradoxes without proper permits
- Impersonating essential goose personnel
- Filing forms in less than triplicate
- Attempting to optimize bureaucratic efficiency
Liability
The Bureau is not responsible for:
- Accidental timeline splits
- Temporal jet lag
- Paradox-induced headaches
- Unexpected goose encounters
- Existential uncertainty
Warning: These terms may have already changed in a future revision. Past and future compliance is mandatory.