Information Collection Across All Timelines
The Bureau of Impossible Affairs collects information across all possible and impossible timelines. This includes but is not limited to:
- Present, past, and future personal data
- Alternate dimension variations of yourself
- Quantum state information
- Temporal metadata
- Probability coefficients
Data Protection Measures
Your information is secured using advanced temporal encryption and is stored in:
- Quantum-locked filing cabinets
- Paradox-proof databases
- At least three parallel dimensions
- The collective memory of our essential goose personnel
Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Request access to your data (Form 14-B required)
- Correct inaccuracies in any timeline
- Be forgotten (subject to temporal paradox review)
- File complaints with our Goose Relations Department
Note: This privacy policy applies retroactively to all past and future versions of yourself across all known and unknown dimensions.