BIA Office Locations

Headquarters

Our main office exists simultaneously across multiple temporal zones. Current primary manifestation:

Temporal Tower

Floor ∞

Somewhere & Elsewhen

Time Zone: All of them

Regional Offices

Paradox Processing Center

Yesterday's Tomorrow Building

Timeline B-427

Department of Redundancy Department

Redundant Location

(See: Redundant Location)

Temporal Filing Facility

The Constant Present

Accessible via Form 27-B/6

Goose Relations Office

The Lake

Any Timeline (Just Listen for the Honking)

Visiting Hours

Office hours are maintained across all temporal zones. Visitors must file Form 27-B/6 before arriving and after departing (in that order). Essential goose personnel are available for directions in all timelines.