Career Opportunities

Current Openings

Temporal File Clerk

Must be able to file documents before they're created. Experience with paradox resolution preferred.

Assistant to the Department of Redundancy Department Assistant

Multiple positions available. Multiple positions available.

Senior Goose Interpreter

Must be fluent in Honk. Bread handling certification required.

Benefits

  • Temporal Insurance (pre-existing conditions in all timelines covered)
  • Reality Distortion Allowance
  • Infinite Vacation Days (must be used in parallel universes only)
  • Comprehensive Paradox Protection