Accessibility Statement

Our Commitment

The Bureau of Impossible Affairs is committed to ensuring digital accessibility for people of all abilities, across all timelines and dimensions. We are continually improving the user experience for everyone and applying the relevant accessibility standards.

Accessibility Features

Our website includes the following accessibility features:

  • Temporal navigation aids
  • Cross-dimensional compatibility
  • Paradox-aware screen readers
  • Reality-shift resistant contrast
  • Quantum-state compatible keyboards
  • Goose-to-human translation services

Alternative Formats

All Bureau documents are available in:

  • Multiple temporal states
  • Quantum superposition
  • Non-Euclidean formats
  • Honk-based audio descriptions

Assistance

If you experience any accessibility issues:

  • File Form 14-B/ACCESS in triplicate
  • Contact our Temporal Accessibility Office
  • Consult with essential goose personnel
  • Submit feedback across multiple timelines

This statement applies to all versions of this website across all possible and impossible timelines.